College RoommateA fanfiction one-shotKyle x Cartman An alternative universeBy: Palma
I have to get to studying soon, or I'm going to bomb these finals. I have been studying non-stop for the past week, and my callous, good-for-nothing, goof-off roommate, Eric, keeps deliberately trying to agitate and distract me. Speaking of the devil, here he comes.
Eric enters the dorm, and plops down in the chair next to me, "Hey, jewboy," he greets. He switches on the television, and turns the volume up.
I roll my eyes. "Eric, do you mind? I'm trying to study for our FINALS, something YOU should be doing if you WANT to be successful." I grab the remote, a